milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

(via fuck-trumpet)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

(via damn-i-love-girls)

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

(via saypussy-again)

piperchapmcn:

Alex + smiling at Piper

(via saypussy-again)

(via gayyfruit)

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(via the-fault-in-your-stars)